132 Fails
Let's look at some reasons why Doctrine and Covenants 132 is a major Fail. Buckle in. There are a lot. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/D40s58qHjH
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Oops #132Fails pic.twitter.com/aGtvzkcYAT
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
"Restoration of all things" my foot. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/ap2hvdMSqa
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
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— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
That's sus. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/79BlyJGSVi
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Derp #132Fails pic.twitter.com/3Ptg8MkPje
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
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— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
If you can figure out how to break this commandment you get to be with the Father!!! Brilliant!!! #132Fails pic.twitter.com/2xlS06HLvT
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
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— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
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— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Pretty confusing that during His big restoration God mixed up this term #132Fails pic.twitter.com/hf24rYhuNp
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
It can only be proven that he had 1 other child after this point, but that kid wasn't even born before he died. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/LEKo8svGoH
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Why did God say the "no one else" part if it can just be ignored? #132Fails pic.twitter.com/28miUwaxKR
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Jacob 2: Think of the hearts of your tender wives and children
D&C 132: I'll destroy those b****es#132Fails pic.twitter.com/9b33AbyNxk
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
God must have forgot that Emma was handing out wife passes left and right, with "free and full consent", immediately before this revelation. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/iPhRkWDrR0
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Easiest test ever. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/gfpcwI7F0j
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
This one is really making a point about bad English in 132. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/r1KR88ucib
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
LDS don't live it now. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/FwbRyoaFw4
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Oopsy #132Fails pic.twitter.com/37cLInAega
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
God can't keep things straight. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/1IrYoPrDem
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
God gave Abram the promise of a child with Sarai and then commanded him to impregnate Hagar.?.? Ridiculous. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/Dz1P24LkC5
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
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— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
What they did does not match 132. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/7zZbNbM6Je
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
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— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Should have changed that law of the church first. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/9YnA9iie2C
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
The story doesn't make sense. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/QwBREEONWR
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Finding technical loopholes in scripture is a favorite LDS pastime. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/yigary0Yxg
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
The invention of the TK smoothie. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/yNwAZtxrxC
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Yeah it be like that. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/TqK5B7PeE4
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Wriggle, wriggle. Gotta find a way to justify. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/CEkjDkCOOg
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Contradicting the BoM again. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/B4KM2PW3SF
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Did they ever unconsent the old law of marriage for the church? #132Fails pic.twitter.com/uic33jY4PC
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Lady has a point. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/GhZbaGVs1n
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Joseph get that thing you gave back to the angel years ago. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/gn7B3e5059
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Why did God give Joseph naughty ladies? #132Fails pic.twitter.com/IuEKWieQUV
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Share the word of God, Brigham. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/B7dJaAb4Fu
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Oh, Ok? #132Fails pic.twitter.com/LWVjZEc75B
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
I was told these matched, but… #132Fails pic.twitter.com/MBnx8xOWOI
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Who was I talking to??? #132Fails pic.twitter.com/cwqSgLg3bw
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
House of confusion it is. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/VmBOgvOoVN
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
When God answers me I forget the question I asked Him too. #132Fails
This one has major implications. pic.twitter.com/ODlDTH1460
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Timing. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/ChDdF622C2
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
When the witness to the events denies your whole case. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/kidbd0eCOy
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
Kingsbury copied the different spellings of separate people piecing it together, not the writing of one penman. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/I5rd3xne68
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 3, 2024
He doth protest too much. #132Fails pic.twitter.com/gpkBcL3z3A
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) September 4, 2024
#132Fails Weird logic. pic.twitter.com/dwvVUktxjf
— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) July 17, 2025
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— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) July 19, 2025
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— Dale Dangman (@DaleDangman) July 19, 2025